“I’m your twin sister and also River from another timeline and a skinny Adipose and your eleventh self and K-9 in an alternative universe and Stormageddon’s governess and Captain Jack’s wife and Donna Noble’s granddaughter and a secret spy for the Master and the human essence of your sonic screwdriver and the moderator of the Doctor Who tumblr and Sue from catering and Stefanie Moffat and my name is Clara Oswin Plus-Eighty-Four-Other-Middle-Names-That-I’ll-Slowly-Reveal-to-You-Over-Time Oswald. You killed my father, Rory, prepare to die.”
The spider lay dead beside him, and his sword-blade was stained black. Somehow the killing of the giant spider, all alone by himself in the dark without the help of the wizard or the dwarves or of anyone else, made a great difference to Mr Baggins. He felt a different person, and much fiercer and bolder in spite of an empty stomach, and he wiped his sword on the grass and put it back into its sheath.
“I will give you a name,” he said to it, “and I shall call you Sting.”
- J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
Doctor Who reveals a sneak peek at a brand new TARDIS
The BBC’s Doctor Who has revealed a sneak peek at a brand new TARDIS that will debut in this year’s Christmas special, The Snowmen. The second TARDIS for Matt Smith it will be the first TARDIS for new companion Clara (Jenna-Louise Coleman), who makes her entrance on Christmas Day at 5:15pm on BBC ONE.
The new set was designed by Michael Pickwoad, the show’s production designer, and will be home to the Doctor and Clara as they travel through space and time when the adventure continues in spring 2013 with eight epic episodes.
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